Tuesday, August 14, 2012

We have Poop Central Station!!!





  So what do you do when literally everything is covered with poop. This is what our front deck looks like everything and I mean everything including our driveway is covered in poop. It seems it get this way every year when the birds start to migrate and we get hundreds of birds that stop here. This year though it is so much worse and it seems like they are early this year as well. Any suggestions on what to do I am really tired of wading in poop city.


See even the sidewalk is covered. You don't dare use our hand rails.
My little 4yr old was walking down the sidewalk trying to shoo them away and I hear her screaming IN coming just as poop is flying past her. How in the world it didn't hit her I never will know.


This is what the deck looks like after the bombing....My poor little waterfall....


Even my poor little bear didn't survive the bombing. He got pooped right in the face. The worse part of this is you are sitting on the porch and you here it coming and KABAM it hits the window or the screen. The dog freaks out and you are trying so hard not to start cussing up a storm especially after you just cleaned those darn windows.  I am really thinking of putting a sign up saying POOP CENTRAL, enter at your own RISK