I do say I have the most quirkiest sense of humor there is. This is one of the 2 melons that we found stuck to our chain link fence.
So what do I do, Holler for my 5yr old girl to come here.
When she got to me....
me-K there is something looking at you.
k-Oh yea, who and where?
me-keep looking he is green and has a fat nose
k-I looking mom though I just see grass and green pumpkins
me-k he is squinting at you and still has a big fat nose, you keep creeping near him he going to get you.
k-I still don't see it, ooo wait Mom there is a big Round melon stuck to fence, oh yea he got a fat nose and is looking at me.
K approaches the melon, talking and reaching for it....I see you too big chunk, you sure a looking, are you ripe, better pick you, huh.
Standing behind fence is our Neighbor who in a deep growling voice responds...YEAH you better eat me or I am going to eat you. ROAR!!!
Oh my goodness k jumps up screams and some how manages to grabs the melon as she starts running. Yelling, MOM RUN, before it gets you.
Oh yes, I am rolling on the ground laughing as she is trying to run with it and the more I thought about it the harder I was laughing. I am not sure though I think I just errand mean mom of the month for doing it, but having the neighbor who jump right into the whole joke and take off with it was just to much fun for the day. Poor thing may have melon nightmares.
Well my motto is Always make a memory!