Why my morning coffee is Important?

I am up at the crack of dawn to start getting this going dishes, laundry, devotions, etc. Well upon entering the living room I see this.......

A BIG BLACK BUG and what do I do start hollering KILL IT. When the entire house is up and wondering what Mom is screaming about and of course snickers and laughter. I hear my better half say you know Your coffee is ready and you may want to get it because it is already dead it never breathed. Well at least I know I had everyone's total attention this morning.