Well it has been a while since I posted about welcome to my world. It has been exceptional insane in our house since last Friday. Most of the time I think I am crazy for writing these little beeps, but I know someone out there that will probably need to hear and why not me. I sure have plenty of adventures here at my house.
So let begin with Friday morning, we get a call about 7am on Friday that my father in law had a stroke which wasn't good, thankfully he is starting to be on the rebound. But, Yep big BUT it pushed up our vacation time to May instead of June. So the Scramble was on the original plan was to start getting the siding and new windows in and hopefully have them done before we left, instead we had to rearrange insurance to come out and to redo the original claim, Now we have a gapping hole in our kitchen just plywood in it and sitting on our fanny waiting for insurance to tell us what we need to do. Which it now looks like as soon as we get back right after memorial day we go into full swing of renovations, lovely.
Any hoo on that note I had taken k to papa's house to spend some time with him, well 1hr later she comes barreling in I smell something and it stinks, she informs us. I turned around and she is covered in doggy poo. Oh my, of course mom forgot to pack extra clothes, so we had to take her clothes off and put her grandmas t-shirt on, so I can I run home and get her some fresh clothes. Talk about one upset little gal until I came back with a fresh set of clothes.
Then On Saturday, oh boy that was a rough day. I just got back from grocery shopping and everyone was putting items away and Kaboom, the windows rattled. I yelled at my hubby and k, "what did u do" Both of them informed me they didn't do it and when we went out to investigate a truck got t-bone and they had to extract the drver from the truck. Worse thing is the truck was very similar to the one we wreck talk about Falsh backs for the next 48hrs.
Well after all that kaboodle I am thinking I am over it Right...Oh boy was I wrong. k and I took off this morning before the wind to walk the dog. On the way home she tripped went down and caught me and I went down. It was alright going down until I found out what I landed in Doggy poop and it wasn't my dog. Poor k the next block and 1/2 she is saying my hand hurts and u stink. Oh thanks as we are literally running home. Got cleaned up then I informed her lets go to $tree and get a few items.
When we got home and I handed k her new wooden puzzle and started working on it while I started cleaning the house. When I heard her Screaming and yelling..Mommy puzzle alive, it moving. So I went to see the commotion and her entire puzzle had worms in it. Here she is literally hysterical over it and here I am with a trash can trying to scoop worms in the trash and get her puzzle cleaned up all the while trying to tell her it was alright. Needless to say the other 2 puzzles I bought I opened outside and dumped out before I brought them in.
My thinking now is, ok that was some excitement lets go get maps at tourist center and then go see grandma. Well we met up with grandma and had to pick up some boxes at post office, then we wanted to stop at my place to get some items to go into the care package grandma (my mom) was making. Well....when I went to use the key needless to say it would not work at all. So we left it and went to get some WD 40 and other items my mom needed at that moment. Well when we came back to try the locks and we did needless to say...back door the lock wouldn't unlock but the dead bolt unlocked, but we couldn't get in. The front door the lock worked but the deadbolt wouldn't unlock, and we still couldn't get in. Now mind you there was only two solutions for me at this moment..one either take the chip board & 2x4 off the whole in the wall and fight the freezer on the other side OR see if by chance one of the 6 windows that I can reach was unlocked.
Well I did find a window that was unlocked it was 3x3 window, my next issue was how in the world to get in it since it was at least 4ft off the ground give or take. So I broke into the garage and found an end table I could climb up on it. Well when I got up on the table and realized, oh my goodness there is no way in world I will be able to go feet first, I would literally have to dive into this 4ft by 4ft utility closet with a 3ft drop head first. For some this maybe an easy task for me was trying to figure out how I can come out of this with the least amount of injuries.
So here I am standing on a end table and on my left is a wooden built in shelf and on my right is an entire peg board that is covered with items..I was able to grab what I thought would be the most hazard to me and threw them into the bathroom. So now here I am hanging over a window sill with my butt in the air trying to get into the house. Well I made it though I ended up getting stuck when I hit the floor cause everything that was on the peg board came crashing down on me and I was really praying the hammer wouldn't come down. (one thing I forgot to toss off).
So now here I am on the floor my mom is laughing and k is hollering mom u ok in there, mom u going to let me in and I hear my mom tell k...mommy will get you in when she gets unstuck. Lovely I am laying on this floor thinking please please I do hope no one else seen this or has called the cops all the time grabbing at anything to pull myself out of that closet. Alright I admit it did become very very hysterical afterwards and the look on my husband face when he saw the mess in the bathroom and closet was priceless. I will know tomorrow where the bruises and injuries are and Thank Goodness my life is never boring if it was I think I would be in a looney farm for sure. Life is never Dull and who knows what adventures would follow us tomorrow.
