The Last two days I have felt like I have totally lost my marbles.
I seriously think that God was having A royal Laugh over my chaos and here I am thinking of considering setting up a video camera that way I can turn this in for $$..so enough jabber let me tell you what insanity we had happen
Went to take a shower and I smell fire...OH great so I go flying out towards the dryer. Yep it was the dryer which was overheating, lovely. Thankfully this was on a to do list to do...so off to the garage to get the shop vac and suck out inside of the dryer. Well as I was cleaning the inside of the dryer, I heard the dog Howl, So I let him in and OH MY Goodness. My dog was gray fluffy not a black spotted dog, somehow he walked by the dryer vent just as I turned the vac on to blow it out. So I not only ended up vacuuming the dryer though the dog as well which wasn't to happy with mom.
Alright back to getting a shower and as I reached to grab the Shower nozzle to spray inside of tub, WHAM that silly rod broke, Spraying down the entire bathroom, me included. Seriously this was not my idea of having a shower. So off again I go to get the spare nozzle and fix the shower. As I was cleaning the bathroom, I hear this OH NO coming from the other end of the house. So dropping what I am doing and running to see what the Oh no is, I find my daughter on her butt stuck to the floor.... (here is the dialog of what happen)
Me-What are you doing?
k-I am stuck
Me-I see that, what are you stuck on?
k-Mommy I don't know, I sat and was being good, putting on my pants and I just can't move
Me-Alright so let me see if I can help you
k-Mommy am I in trouble?
Me-No honey, let just get you unstuck, alright.
So with her pushing and me pulling we got her unstuck, I seriously don't know what it was on that floor though between her and me we scrubbed and scrubbed that spot in the carpet at least I think you won't get stuck again.
So back to bathroom I go to clean and I hear this Loud Crash and as I was going to see what it was a little dog comes flying through literally knocking me over and k hollering I didn't do it though I OK. So I never did figure out what the crash was though it took me over a hour to convince the dog to come out of the bathtub.
At this point I am really pondering should I go hide or continue on. Well silly me I decided to continue on my next tackle was installing the new receiver for our dish...let me just say after dealing with my dish provider and not even getting it going...I decided the rest of the afternoon k and I will read books and do crafts. HAHA, laughs on me as we are doing are craft with glitter glue my daughter squeezed it a little to hard and POOF I got glitter glue all over her and me. You know even after washing your hair you still glitter. If this was the start of my week, I sure don't want to know what the rest of the week would be, at least we got a workout from laughing. :)
Tuesday-