Some days I wonder what normal is with out the craziness. Then I think Oh my, if normal is boring, then I rather have the excitement. No boring days in my world that is for sure. Even shopping trips can give a person an adrenaline panic rush. That seemed to be the mode for shopping for this weekend. Well on that note this is one of the reason why I prefer to shop alone.
Walmart shopping trip turned into one of those Oh my what is happening, oh I better not jump ahead of my story though. Walmart was a normal day for me, my escape from what happened at the house, armed with my list my cart was slowly feeling up. I just loaded up 4 cans of pillsbury biscuits and started down the baking aisle. When all of sudden I heard...KABOOM, follow by pop pop pop. I turned around just in time to see biscuits falling down everywhere. I hear cursing and someone yelling it is gunfire, Seriously. A little stunned of what is unfolding and trying desperately not to get hit by a biscuit..I pressed on very fast in hopes to escape the chaos. As I was fleeing the falling biscuits in the aisle I was in, you can hear more popping, swearing, yelling, laughter and panic. Employees where coming out of the woodwork to see what was going on. One employee walked out of the back room just in time for a biscuit to fall on top of his head, oh my the look on his face was most priceless.
At that particular moment I thought of that story of Chicken Little, where he yells the sky is falling, the sky is falling. Honestly how are you going to explain to your family, How you ended up with biscuit dough on you clothes on your hair, and welt marks on you. So I am sitting in the truck laughing over the whole thing and at this moment I am also thinking someone should report to the paper, "Biscuit explosion hits Walmart." Upon arriving home my wonderful husband looks at me and he said, "In 11 yrs I never seen welts that bad, What the Hell happen and Why are you so gooey.
At this point I am trying to figure out how to tell him I got beat up by flying biscuits in which I gave up and told him it was the biscuits that did it. I tell you that look on my husbands face was priceless, the next thing he said, "You are Kidding me right!" Seriously, I am standing there straight face covered gooey mess and welts and he thinking I am kidding. Seriously...So if you ever in the dairy section of Walmart and you see a lady's legs sticking out of the display that would be me, I will never take the items from the front of the shelves EVER again.