I am having one of those weeks where you know something will happen. Yep, it started Monday...it was a glorious day time to drag bikes out. Well, not an easy task for me I guess. I got the bikes out first and pushed them out of the way. Then I proceeded to deal with the patio chairs, which got hooked together and when it let go, I went backwards. Now the wind decided to add some fun to this mix and the bikes end up behind me. Now before I go any further I pushed them away from the garage, reason I can't turn my head to see what is behind me. Needless to say any more...I ended up with impression on my back side and for 3 days I walked around and was not able to sit down. My lovely daughter informed me it was a very graceful fall though the next time not to break the bikes.
Well you know the fun just didn't stop there...I was even beaten up by the trash can, yep flatten me across the driveway. Some Silly fool bungee cord the trash can to the fence and when I grabbed it and then let go...WHAM. Talk about who is having last laugh, can we burst the pride bubble any more. Worse thing was my neighbor popping over the fence and saying "You Ok, Can I help you", umm NO. It is bad enough when a 4yr old yells that was an awesome fly by.
So here we are midweek and we get lovely new neighbors, flying ones to boot. I just put out new solar lights and they decided to bomb them. Oh glorious just what I needed to clean up bird poop and loads of it. So k comes down the driveway swinging her arms and screaming. Mind you she and the dog is having a royal ball at chasing them. Then all of sudden I hear her scream and see her running for the door...all the while screaming "INCOMING, Hit the Deck." Needless to say, the birds decided to let us have it, the Poop was flying. The dog, k and I all made it inside with the poop barreling towards us and boy did it cover things. We had to carry a canister of lysol wipes to even wipe off the doors to get in. We did end up getting rubber snakes to start chasing some away and I think it was rebellion towards us, cause we sure did get hammered by poop.
So if you like to watch comedy just pop on over, enjoy the show and bring the camera, I am sure there is something worth millions. :)